The return of "Mr. Hollywood"...yeah....hollywouldnot.

| 10.02.2008

Theres this cheap disgusting tacky 10 cent version of me running around Los Angeles (more like Nebraska or some shit) who thinks hes something special.

I'm not some spoiled little rich kid. And neither are you, doll face.

Anyways. This kid makes me want to commit suicide on a live feed with 10 million viewers. NAKED.


hes so dingy. so....tranny.


now, I cant really cast any stones in the tranny division...but i don't don a beyonce weave and run around with some ancient louis vuitton purse like the world owes my fat ass an apology.

I wear nice hair. I carry a nice Birkin. I walk around like I'll fucking slit your throat if you look at me the wrong way....as one should, I feel.

Mr. IMNOT Hollywood has been stalking me via Myspace for the past 2 years. He even created a fake lindsay lohan profile and sent me all these emails about how hes so rich, and lindsay hates me and the fact that I dress up like her freaks her out.

BITCH PLEASE. I clicked on the pictures he had posted on the "lindsay" profile and got the URL for HIS photobucket. Yeah, you almost had me.

Anyways he IMs me and tries to have an iChat with me. I decline. I don't want to hear a tranny whose forgotten their months supply of estrogen because they had to buy new weave. No no no. Its like midnight. Ive been up all night watching ghost tv shows. A tranny convo might throw me into complete "our father who art in heaven..." praying mode.

But here's our rather interesting convo. Don't excuse my cuntyness. I don't like random IMs. Especially form people with Harry Potter screen names. Way to deface all that is POTTER!




I'm a nerd.


officially.

ATTENTION: Talk session .
ATTENTION: Talk session initiated.
Miles DeNiro: You agian.
bus230: oh nooo im mista holliwood
Miles DeNiro: Once more. You again.
ATTENTION: Talk session disconnected.
nimbus230: http://www.myspace.com/socialite101
Miles DeNiro: I know. Gross.
Miles DeNiro: please loose my sn
nimbus230: k anyways this isnt my screen name its a friends
nimbus230: so i dont have u added
Miles DeNiro: then how the fuck did U IM me?
Miles DeNiro: i dont like trannies..
nimbus230: through my friends aim
nimbus230: and im not black lmao
Miles DeNiro: especially ones who create fake lindsay lohan accounts and send me nasty emails...tranny isnt black?
nimbus230: lindsey is my bfffff. she hates you.
Miles DeNiro: please go kill yourself.
nimbus230: hahaha
nimbus230: your funny
Miles DeNiro: and youre dellusional. So why dont you go take your weave back to Sallys beauty supply and hang yourself on your scarf.
nimbus230 signed off at 12:11:23 AM.
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I think I got my point across.

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