New York Kimchi!

New York, NY.


I love New York.




I spent last weekend in NY. It was prettymuch amazing. I spent way too much money. Ruined a pair of Christian Louboutin wedges in the rain. Was told by a 5th Avenue Mother that her Daughter and I were twins (We were both wearing white tank tops, black leggings, and had Balenciaga purses.) The daughter was none too pleased....but I found it to be amusing.




The best part of the trip was this little resturant in Korea Town called New York Kimchi - I think. They had these placemats with all this shit in Koren written on it with the English translation under it. The translations were so funny...here's the best ones:


New York Kimchi provides beneficial bacteria to everyone including the old and the weak. (Great...I'm eating bacteria)


Children love New York Kimchi for it has no offensive smell. (It actually smelled like Korean people. That's not too offensive though.)


Nutritional values increase when New York Kimchi is fully fermented. (Fermented with.....semen?)




I wanted to steal the placemat! But my date wasn't very keen to the idea of stealing something for entertainment. He wouldn't even let me steal their really cool steel chopsticks.


Lame.




Oh. It was also pride weekend in NY. So whilst shopping I saw a blip of the parade. Saw some DC fags I know. And NY fags I know. It was fun. It was lame. It was NY pride. Meh.




I just kind of love how I was running around the city in expensive shoes and no one gave a shit because I looked deadly.




Ahahaa.




Thus, I love New York.