Cleopatra...coming at ya

That's from some nerdy ass song. Don't know what. Someone google "cleopatra coming at ya" and let me know.




On the way to newwwww york. Once again. Stoked, a little. Peeing, no?




Things that have happened thus far that make me giggle:


Miles: The Acella looks like a big futuristic robot penis.
Rebecca(my boss): Penis...gross.




I sliced my thumb open on my Gucci Indy purse. Not so giggle worthy...but it happened none the less.




My crunchy $5 cheese burger via Amtrak. The best 5 bucks I've ever spent.




And last but so not least.




Peeing in the trains bathroom sink because I thought it was a tall person urinal. There's no water nobs or mirror. I was all excited.




Then it wouldn't flush.




Oops.