urban dictionary

So I was doing this sto0opid survey for myspace...and I was supposed to goto urban dictionary and type my answers in and post the first result.

Well...t'was amusing. And it all weirdly fit. Heres the best answers:

1. Whats your Mothers name? Rio - When you see someone who is so fucken stunning and just want to get them in your pants.
   
   Man dude: holyfukenmonkeyballsman check out that chick! Other manthing: -orgasm- Woah she's soooooo Rio!
   
2. Whats your name? Miles - A different Miles, but similarly a good sort. The epitomy of sex, style and grace.
   
   Who the fuck does he think he is? Fucking Miles or something?
   
3. What do you want to be in life? Stylist (like Rachel Zoe) - The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.
   
   You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.
   
4. What is your boyfriend/girlfriends name? Pietro - One who can often be seen quarreling with the creature known as harrison. Many of said quarrels question the sexuality of his opponent.
   
   The Italian Stallion (they must have seen him nude!)
   
   Pietro: "Harrison, you're gay"

After that question I got bored. They were gay answers....these ones were just the best.