So this fucking bitch keeps calling me. And not like on my cell phone. I get a lot of weird cell phone calls...and Im cool with that...but DONT FUCKING CALL MY HOUSE AT FUCKING 7AM BITCH.
As soon as I got a home line, I registered for the do not call list. And of course, ignorant people dont fucking get it. SO. I had to go all psycho just now and let little Lindsay Mcgee know how I felt about her early morning/late night phone calls.
I call her number. It goes to her voicemail. So I kindly say:
YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING CALLING ME! My number is *** *** **** and you have called me FUCKING 4 TIMES TODAY. THATS FUCKING PATHETIC. I am on the do not call list, and will be reporting you. STOP FUCKING CALL ME YOU CUNT.
So so mean. I dont feel bad at all. This motherfucker has called me about 4 times at 5am trying to tell me stupid shit about some god damn boat shit. And then shes called me twice after 1am. That doesnt fucking fly with me....obviously.
I hope she got the fucking picture.
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