STRANGER DANGER [personified]

WHY. Why must these things happen to me? And when Im dressed so sensible!

I could have been raped, kidnapped, or murdered just now.

I get off work and goto the metro. I ahve to wait like 4 minutes for my train...well I spy with my bionic eye a pervert staring at me. Ew. Nothing new...but he creeps forward, emphasis on creep, and continues to stare at me intently. The train comes. I get on, Creep Man follows.

Out of ALL the empty seats he HAS to sit next to me. I have my ipod on and Im so not listening to what hes saying to me as he tries to ask me to scoot over and I respond "Cant you sit somewhere--" and then he tries to sit on my purse.

FUCK. Creep Man has successfully invaded my space. I make all these horrible noises and make nasty faces and move as far from him as I possibly can. THEN. I notice: HES RUBBING HIS FUCKING CROTCH. NEXT TO ME! I make some gagging puke noise and try not to cry. After about 3 stops he stand by the doors. THANK FUCKING GOD.

Wait...now when I get off Creep Man can follow me easily. (I already know hes going to follow me. Im really good at sensing things...and to my surprise...) I stand up to get off, he gets off before me and walks towards the escalators...I book it to the stairs and run out of the metro stop and into Safeway. (I want to be surounded by people If I need to beat this motherfucker down...and I needed to pick up some things.)

Everythings going well...no sign of Creep Man. I pick up some food and get into line. AND THERE IS CREEP MAN. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I try not to notice and frantically text my mother. Im so scared now. I KNEW this asshole was going to follow me. WHAT THE HELL MAN?! Hes just meandering by my area, then walks outside. I pay for my food and hes leaning against the wall...I notice him giving me that intent look again and I run across the street before the crosswalk says dont walk.

I call my mother in a panic beause this guy STARTS RUNNING FROM SAFEWAY ACROSS THE STREET following after me, I turn on my street and open my gate and this girl is all "Can you hold the gate for me?!!?" Had she not had been carrying a bunch of stuff I would have just kept running to my house. I dont want this guy to run and catch up to me and see where I live. NO NO NO.

I managed to get inside safely...but Im just so...ick. This is a horrible feeling to be honest. What the fuck were this guys intentions? Why the fuck would you follow me? Super scary kids. BE SAFE.