Hi My Name Is: Naomi Campbell

| 5.03.2008

The screen on my sidekick totally went blank today. The rest of it works...but everything else is like SHIT. I mean. I didn't take good care of it....because it doesn't have Balenciaga or Fendi strewn across it...but when I get a new one I'm def not going to go Naomi Campbell and toss it at some boys head in a drunken rage at the club. That's what they got heels for! Go a little Tawny Kitaen and leave my heel in some guys forehead. Ahahaa


I'm making BANK at my new salon...I walked home with about $150 and that's not including the tips from the stylists. PLUS PLUS PLUS. Tomorrow I'm getting paid in CASH since I started earlier and everyone is put on payroll Tues....so to make it easier I'm getting da cash upfront, G!!!! Bahaha. I love money. Money Money Money!

So Mommas investing in a few new things.


Sidekick Slide? Sidekick iD? Me rikey da sidekick slideee. So we'll see which one I pick.


Ipod Nano. My ipod totally died on me too (Miles needs to take care of his things, no?) And I've found amazing deals on Sidekicks and Ipods via craigslist...BUT I don't wanna get ripped off or something.


And lastly....you have rubbed me the wrong way, Steve Madden...what with your designer rip off shoes...but alas...you make amazing leather boots. I might indulge in a pair of white ankle cowboy-ish boots or those amazing knee high white slouch cowboy boots. ME RIKEY DA COWBOY BOOTS!


So I'm feeling pretty damn good obviously.


I'm the Salons Operations Assistant at Parlour. Theres no pesky assistants to deal with or cunt-ish stylists....and that's not some sort of secret message to anyone from Bang....I'm just sayin I aint gotta deal with no muthafuckin bitches and hoes. Which is great.


Not to mention my salon is fucking gorg. Super modern, super cute, super DIVA.


Pix to come.


Updates on phones and boots tomorrow!

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