We got all inked up today. It was fucking scary. I almost passed out. Mommy almost killed me (not really...but I could see it in her head playing out like a movie....choking me like Homer does to Bart or some shit.)
That's love people.
It was fun. Minus how we almost got in a car accident after. Sorry Mom.
It was my bad.
My tattoo says virgin. Which I totally am. Ive never seen a penis, nor touched one. Not even my own. I keep it duct taped to my leg. Ew. Penis.
Totally a virgin.
Mommy got an ampersand. aka this thing: &
No one knew what it was. I personally think they thought it was some sort of satanic symbol. My mother totally secretly worships the devil you know. She just wont admit it.
I do too. But I'm open about it. The devil and I go way back. Way before she wore Prada. I mean, who do you think MADE her wear Prada?!
Okay Miles, put down the vodka....you're scaring the children.
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