So. I have this condition. And its a very terrible thing. Its called "ifuckinghatethat" and I'm sure I'm the only human in the world with this sort of problem.
To elaborate:
Every time I see this hideous bag...which is EVERYWHERE...a little something inside me goes crazy and I want to attack whomever may be carrying it and beat them to death and or near death.
Now this hideous bag is unlike any other I have ever seen...and Ive seen/owned quite a few. A weakness of mine perhaps? Its made by Longchamp. And for the longest amount of time I thought it was made by Dooney and Bourke, I will admit to that. but after doing extensive research brought on by my ifuckinghatethat I learned it wasn't.
This is the purse in question:
FUCKING SICK. If ANY and I mean ANY of you reading this are in ownership of this purse in any of its many varieties...I will personally hunt you down and burn your house down. I honestly DON'T know why I have such a strong hatred towards these purses. The fact that I see it about 100 times a day surely does not help. Its just a very unflattering purse and quite trendy in a non trendy way, kind of like a starfucker groupie kind of trendy aka sick.
As for Steve Madden. I am somewhat of a new fan. I have fallen in love with all of his Steve Madden LUXE shoes. Aka the expensive slutty ones.
I don't understand why ALL the 5+ Stilettos have to be High End Designer. Why cant I find a pair of gorgeous sky high sticks for under 200? Well Steve Madden must think like a faggot in my situation. Because he came out with that Luxe line. Its all about supple leathers, skins, platforms, and stilettos. For under about 250. Me rikey.
...until Steve Madden had the balls to go out and STEAL other designers looks. And I mean STEAL. He straight up STOLE the looks of Christian Louboutin. U.S. Laws do not protect Chritstian Louboutins designs. Which totally sucks.
BUT it doesn't end there! Steve Madden must be on some sort of "Lets steal cute designs" high because hes now branching off on OTHER foreign Designers. One of which being Balenciaga, whom I am a DIRE fan of. And I seriously wanted to kill myself when I saw his take on Balenciagas Lego-esq heels that were designed for one to be able to run in.
So I'm thinking my new found love with Steve Madden will soon be over...as soon as I buy those fucking cute cowboy boots I saw. Here's some photos to get a better understanding:
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